Pssst, You wanna buy a safe? A SAFE?? Shhh, riiiiiight.

I saw a guy selling safes on the side of the road today.  As a drove by I thought I'm not sure I feel safe buying a safe from a safe seller by the side of the road......1 mile later.....and if I have 1 safe it's "safe" but if I have 2 why isn't it "saves"......then I ate a sandwich.  Did you know my cat eats hummus?